Synopsis: Everyone gets their happy ending, Katherine is defeated, Mystic Falls is saved, but one of the Salvatore brothers dies in the process. As they say, all good things must come to an end. Then there’s the The Vampire Diaries. I know that I’ve been rough on this show, but it’s […]
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The Vampire Diaries: We’re Planning a June Wedding Recap
Synopsis: Caroline and Stefan get married and Bonnie maybe dies. No Katherine, so what does it really matter? You can’t just tease Katherine Pierce’s reappearance and not deliver. Which is precisely what this episode does. Welcome to The Vampire Diaries: Wedding Planner Edition. If I wanted to watch wedding drama and leaf […]
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The Vampire Diaries: It’s Been a Hell of a Ride Recap
Synopsis: The boys kill the Devil while Kai tries to kill the twinspawn. The alternative title for this episode is “Deus Ex Machina” for how ridiculously contrived it is. Here’s a tip to make this show more palatable: every time you think oh, how convenient, take a shot. Or maybe don’t […]
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The Vampire Diaries: The Lies will Catch up to You Recap
Synopsis: Caroline cleans up Stefan’s murder-y mess while he’s out getting nearly murdered himself. Bonnie tries to contact her dead boyfriend but her cell reception sucks. Kai runs amok before deciding to play hide-and-seek with Elena’s casket. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? It’s almost as if the writers heard my complaints about […]
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The Vampire Diaries: What Are You? Recap
Synopsis: Matt discovers how to kill Cade; Bonnie loses herself to grief; Kai returns. Welcome to another wasted hour of my life spent chronicling The Vampire Diaries, the show that refuses to go gently into the night. On this week’s episode, Matt goes into a psychic trance where he channels his annoying ancestors to […]
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Riverdale (Or Why I Just Can’t Quit You, CW)
The CW has been pushing Riverdale‘s premiere really hard the past couple of weeks, or maybe it just seemed that way because targeted advertising has my number like never before. I’m here to tell you: it’s worth the hype. Riverdale is a fresh update on the characters from the Archie Comic universe. […]
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SDCC 2016: The 100 Cast Discusses New Threats, Redemption Potential, and Dark Turns
What started off as an unheard of dystopian teenage drama has slowly grown and morphed into an addicting, stunning, and gritty post-apocalyptic epic. If you aren’t watching The 100, I highly suggest you start watching it and start from the very beginning. Now going into its fourth season, The 100 […]
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Supergirl: Worlds Finest Recap
Synopsis: After Kara finds herself in double trouble when both a new and old enemy team up to come after Supergirl AND Kara Danvers, she gets some surprise backup from The Fastest Man Alive. Rating:★★★★★ CROSSOVER HI-JINX! Or, as I like to call it, Nerds: The Episode. In what is probably […]
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iZombie: The Hurt Stalker Recap
Synopsis: Liv spends her time monitoring Major for signs of infidelity because she’s on megajealous stalker brains. In the meantime, Max Rager starts perfecting their latest product, Supermax. Rating: ★★★★★ Apparently all we need are a scoop of stalker ex-girlfriend brains to make this show palatable again! The murder-du-jour is […]
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iZombie: Abra Cadaver Recap
Synopsis: Liv eats magician brains – er – goth, death-transfixed magician brains! Blaine asks Liv for her help in figuring out what the FBI agent knows about the deaths of several prominent zoms on his customer list. Rating: ★★★★★ This episode was magical. And not just because Liv ate magician […]
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