Last Christmas is Heart-Wrenchingly Literal *Spoilers*

Release Date: November 8th, 2019Cast: Emilia Clarke, Henry Golding, Michelle Yeoh, Emma ThompsonDirector: Paul FeigStudio: Feigco EntertainmentDistributor: Universal PicturesSpoilers: HeavyIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Rating: ★★☆☆☆ “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart…” Yeah. If you know that lyric, you know the plot of this movie. Kate (Emilia Clarke) plays a depressed, aspiring singer. She immigrated to London from […]

The Lighthouse – Hypnotic, Humorous, Horrifying

Release Date: October 25th, 2019Cast: Robert Pattinson, Willem DafoeDirector: Robert EggersStudio: Regency Enterprises, Parts & Labor, RT FeaturesDistributor: A24 Spoilers: LowIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Robert Eggers is back creating movies that are aggressively my shit. His followup to 2015’s The VVitch takes us to the east coast in the late 1800’s, where […]

Jojo Rabbit: A Surprisingly Touching Flick About a Boy Who Loved Hitler

Release Date: October 25, 2019Cast: Roman Griffin Davis, Thomasin McKenzie, Taika Waititi, Rebel Wilson, Sam Rockwell, Scarlett Johansson, Stephen Merchant, Alfie Allen Director: Taika WaititiStudio: Fox Searchlight, TSG Entertainment, Defender Films, Piki Films Distributor: Fox Searchlight PicturesSpoilers: LowIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Rating: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ Based on the novel Caging Skies by New Zealand author Christine […]

Zombieland: Less of a Double Tap and More of Swipe Left

Release Date: October 18, 2019Cast: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Abigail Breslin, Emma Stone, Rosario Dawson, Zoey Deutch, Luke WilsonDirector: Ruben FleischerStudio: Columbia PicturesDistributor: Sony PicturesSpoilers: LowIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia There are some movies that are really fun to write reviews for, either because they’re so transcendentally good and I feel the need to proselytize, or because they’re so […]

Gemini Man, Double the Willenium

Release Date: October 11th, 2019Cast: Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead Benedict Wong, Clive Owen, Will SmithDirector: Ang LeeStudio: Skydance Media, Jerry Burckheimer Films, Fosun Pictures, Alibaba PicturesDistributor: Paramount PicturesSpoilers: LowIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Will Smith is Henry Brogen, an expert assassin – the best in the business- and a man who wants to retire. The only problem? His […]

It Chapter 2 Jumps Forward in Time and Amps Up the Weird

Release Date: September 6th, 2019Cast: James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, Bill Hader, Isaiah Mustafa, Jay Ryan, James Ransone, Andy Bean, Jaeden Martell, Sophia Lillis, Finn Wolfhard, Chosen Jacobs, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Jack Dylan Grazer, and Wyatt Oleff. Phew!Director: Andy MuschiettiStudio: New Line CinemaDistributor: Warner Bros. PicturesSpoilers: LowIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia It’s happening again… 27 years since they last dealt […]

Once Upon a Time in… Hollywood Review

Release Date: July 26, 2019Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Margot RobbieDirector: Quentin TarantinoStudio: Columbia Pictures, Bona Film Group, Heyday Films, Visiona Romantica Distributor: Sony PicturesSpoilers: LowIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia The 9th film from Quentin Tarantino is a love letter the industry. Okay, most of his movies are that, you’re right, but this one here is the most overt, […]

The Peanut Butter Falcon Suplexes Our Hearts

Release Date: August 9th, 2019Cast: Shia LeBeouf, Zack Gottsagen, Dakota Johnson, Bruce DernDirector: Tyler Nilson, Michael SchwartzStudio: Armory Films, Lucky Treehouse, Bona Fide ProductionsDistributor: Roadside AttractionsSpoilers: MediumIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes| Wikipedia Two young men on the run from their lives find and help each other discover their path. Tyler, played by Shia LeBeouf, is a fisherman who doesn’t have […]

Hobbs & Shaw or ‘Fast & Furioush’

Release Date: August 2, 2019Cast: The Rock, Jason Statham, Vanessa Kirby, Idris ElbaDirector: David LeitchStudio: Seven Bucks Productions, Chris Morgan Productions, Huaxia Film DistributionDistributor: Universal PicturesSpoilers: MediumIMDB| Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia This movie really makes you appreciate what the Fast and Furious movies do with comparatively so little. Despite the absurdity of their antics, the mainline FF movies are […]