Hahahaha… NO, HBO. Stop this right now. Like, really?
So, HBO released a new featurette to taunt us and remind us that we still have to wait more than TWO MONTHS for any new episodes. What were you afraid we’d just forget!? So below this is a blow-by-blow of my fangirly responses. I normally write one of these for everything I have to recap to remember what I reacted on, but this time, I thought I would give you the raw uncut version.
STAND BY FOR GIFS AND FEELS.
(any gifs not credited have my apologies, all Game of Thrones ones are found on Tumblr)
First of all, YOU [the cast] CRIED? Bitch, at least you guys get to know the script like a year before us.
Tyrion suffering under the hand of his family, GREAT. But, more Tyrion and Jaime bromance? YES. Please.
OBERYN MARTELL, SOBBING INTO MY PILLOW. Yes to it all. YES TO IT ALL. I am never ever ever ready for what is happening right now.
Rory Mccann’s comments on Joffrey crack me up. Also Nikolaj, because I love him. Also Jack Gleeson, don’t lie, you are returning to academia we all know this.
PURPLE WEDDING. Who is ready for this? I am. I like that Rains of Castamere are played during this scene in the featurette. JK I DON’T.
DAENERYS THRONE ROOM. SOBBING. I AM SO EXCITED, OH GOD JORAH.
hahahahahahahah DRAGONS. nO. mhyyyysaaa.
“They can live in my new world or they can die in my new one.” Is that a smart thing to say Daenerys? Well I guess you’ve never done too many smart things.
Jon, I’m not prepared for what will happen to you in Season 4. Like, at all. Let’s go back to the sex cave.
Yes to more Sam and Jon bromances.
DEAR GOD Gwendoline Christie, that laugh of biting someone’s ear off. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ENJOY IT.
Iwan Rheon, I appreciate you.
I envy this cast so much for the location shooting.
NIKOLAJ AND PETER DANCE NUMBER!
Omg Rory and Maisie, I just want to be on set with them.
NO NOT NIKOLAJ AND GWENDOLINE.
WILL THERE BE MORE JAIME AND BRIENNE? I MEAN OBVIOUSLY YES, BUT WILL THERE? CONFIRM, EVERYTHING.
Lena Headey giving massages? Sign me up.
LMAO KIT HARRINGTON, EVERYONE ELSE GETS THE BEST QUOTES. you know nothing, but you are a brom fanboy.
HODOR lmao. YOU ARE UNDERAPPRECIATE.
arya has depth.
saddest death? ROBB, BITCH.
Why is Bran actually Jesus?
hahahaha NED STARK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU FOR A HOT SECOND.
a foreshadowing, o gee d.b. weiss, dangle the fucking fruit in front of my face why don’t you.
Jaime fighting, yes ok.
More climactic episodes, LOOK I ALREADY HAVE HIGH CHOLESTEROL . I CAN’T HANDLE THIS.
There are so many scenes that I can’t even say things about because I don’t know how it is even happening. Can we please just fast forward in time? HAHAHA NO DRAGON WHAT I DIDN’T EXPECT THAT.
Obviously I am more incoherent than usual, I am not apologizing for this insanity, because this is just who I am. Keep a close eye on HBO, because they are probably going to blow our collective fan minds again with more featurettes.