Look, okay, I know I’m behind on my Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. recaps. You’re gonna get them this week now that my life is settling back into order. For now, can we just talk about HOW MARVEL JUST RELEASED THE FIRST AGE OF ULTRON TRAILER?!
This was a surprise to everyone. The trailer was going to make its world debut next week during Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, but someone out on the vast expanses of the internet leaked it tonight and in less than an hour, Marvel said “Eh, why fight it?” AND UPLOADED IT IN GLORIOUS HD.
OH GOD.
It seems to be wearing on them too. Like there’s Hulkbuster armor! Thor grabbing Tony by the throat! Thor screaming shirtless! CAP’S BROKEN SHIELD WHAT THE HELL?! IS THIS AN EXCUSE TO GO TO WAKANDA?! AND DID YOU SEE THE SHOT OF THE BALLERINAS? ARE WE GOING TO GET MORE BLACK WIDOW BACKSTORY?! NOT TO MENTION NICK FURY LOOKING A LITTLE LESS LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
My only real complaint about the trailer though? WHERE THE HELL WERE CLINT AND RHODEY?! Yeah, Clint was in there for like two seconds, but Rhodey was nowhere to be found. SERIOUSLY BRO. WHERE’S THE HAWKGUY AND IRON PATRIOT, BRO?!