Aladdin: You Ain’t Never Had a Frien— No, Wait, You Did. 27 Years Ago

Release Date: May 24th, 2019 Cast: Will Smith, Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, Marwan Kenzari, Navid Negahban, Nasim Pedrad, and Billy Magnussen. Director: GUY RITCHIE?! Studio: Walt Disney Pictures Distributor: Disney Spoilers: Impossible to Spoil init? IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia The ongoing live-actionication of the Disney vault continues full steam ahead with the latest installment, the remake of 1992’s […]

Cold Pursuit – Cold, slow, boring pursuit.

Release Date: February 8th, 2019Cast: Liam Neeson, Laura Dern, Emmy Rossum, William Forsythe, and Tom Bateman Director: Hans Petter Moland Studio: StudioCanal, Summit EntertainmentDistributor: Summit EntertainmentSpoilers: MildIMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Yikes. All the recent hub-bub aside, Cold Pursuit is not a good movie. That’s the short of it. Nels Coxman is a snowplow driver. His son gets caught up in some […]

What Men Want – The Same Thing Everyone Wants, a Better Movie

Release Date: February 8th, 2019Cast: Taraji P. Henson, Aldis Hodge, Richard Roundtree, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Tracy Morgan. Director: Adam Shankman Studio: Will Packer Productions, Paramount Players, BET Films Distributor: Paramount PicturesSpoilers: MildIMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia What Men Want is the reimagined remake (spiritual sequel?) to the 2000 Mel Gibson/Helen Hunt What Women Want that follows the same formula. A high-powered workaholic gets Opposite […]

Scream: Hello Emma Recap

Synopsis: The death of another teenager casts doubt on the entire city and leads to a fight between Emma and Audrey. Meanwhile, reporter Piper comes to town to report on the murders. Rating: ★★☆☆☆ The second episode of Scream was marginally better than the first, and it set up the next to […]

"Carrie" is Back and It's Pretty Good For a Remake

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dz2gdXP6Zs] Carrie Release Date: October 18, 2013 Cast: Chloë Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore Director: Kimberly Peirce Studio: Misher Films Distributor: MGM, Screen Gems Genre(s): Horror, Thriller, Supernatural Based On Carrie by Stephen King Rating: ★★★☆☆ Review Spoilers: Medium IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia So honestly, I liked Carrie. I mean, it wasn’t a huge improvement on the original, but you can’t really improve […]

In the Red Dawn (2012) Remake Teenage Rebels Valiantly Fight For… Spokane?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGoe7BdGdlg] Wolverines! I don’t know how many fans of the original Red Dawn (1984) there are reading this so if you haven’t seen it before believe me when I tell you that there are few more epic movies from the 1980s than this anti-communist action movie. Then go to Netflix […]