I swear that I will marry the person who makes a CliffNotes version of the nonsense on this show because these season catch ups are brutal and I selectively repressed most of last season’s convoluted mythology culminating in Elena’s unceremonious departure. It’s a glorious trainwreck and I can’t look away. […]
Archer: The Archer Sanction Recap
Summary of 6×03: Archer messes up before a mission even starts by not remember who the person they’re assassinating is. No one knows where Malory is with AJ. Everyone gets super drunk for Cheryl’s birthday. Rating: ★★★☆☆ I know that the cast of Archer are dipshits by their very nature, […]
Archer: Three to Tango Recap
Synopsis of 6×02: The CIA sends Archer and Lana on a mission to extract Conway Stern from Argentina. Archer asks Lana who’s going to raise Abbijean if something happens to the two of them. Malory loses track of Abbijean while the two are away. Rating: ★★★★☆ Well, we’re officially two […]
Archer: The Holdout Recap
Synopsis of 6×01: Six weeks after the birth of Abbijean Kane, Archer returns back from his latest trip of panic by going on his first CIA mission where he meets Kintaru Sato, a Japanese soldier from World War II. Pam and Cheryl renovate the office. Rating: ★★★☆☆ So here we […]
Nerdophiles Catch Up With… Archer
It’s pretty much on record at this point that the last season of Archer was a weird one. Starting with ISIS being shut down by the CIA in the first episode, the season then proceeded to feature the team trying (and failing) to sell a literal ton of cocaine. How […]
The Vampire Diaires: The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get Recap
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky9rbgPT4XA] The Vampire Diaries: The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get Recap (6×06) Synopsis: Damon’s back, but Elena doesn’t want to see him, so Damon spends the entirety of the episode stalking his girlfriend. In the meantime, the local vampire hunter kills Ivy and learns about Caroline’s identity. […]
The Vampire Diaries: The World Has Turned and Left Me Here Recap
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dflA1agC5bA] The Vampire Diaries: The World Has Turned and Left Me Here Recap (6×05) Synopsis: The Whitmore gang celebrates homecoming before Tyler gets into a massive car accident which critically injures the students at the party. While Elena and the others rush to save lives and prevent Tyler from turning […]
The Vampire Diaries: Welcome to Paradise Recap
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8E8Cu4mffE] The Vampire Diaries: Welcome to Paradise Recap (6×03) Synopsis: Elena and the rest of the land of the living go to a party at a swimming hole during which Stefan executes his revenge plot against Enzo. Back in Purgatory, Bonnie and Damon meet their only other companion, the dashingly […]
The Vampire Diaries Recap: Yellow Ledbetter
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh_9nwNZOP8] The Vampire Diaries Recap: Yellow Ledbetter (6×02) Synopsis: Elena reenacts Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to forget Damon with Alaric. In the meantime, Damon and Bonnie discover that they’ve been transported to Mystic Falls circa 1994 where they’re living the same day over and over. Caroline and Enzo […]
The Vampire Diaries: I’ll Remember Recap
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi7BpfI2_LI] The Vampire Diaries: I’ll Remember (6×01) Synopsis: In the aftermath of last season’s finale, the gang are living in various states of denial. Elena’s hitting some magic witch herbs a little too hard so she can hallucinate being together with Damon again. Later, she asks Alaric to erase all […]
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