Aladdin: You Ain’t Never Had a Frien— No, Wait, You Did. 27 Years Ago

Release Date: May 24th, 2019 Cast: Will Smith, Mena Massoud, Naomi Scott, Marwan Kenzari, Navid Negahban, Nasim Pedrad, and Billy Magnussen. Director: GUY RITCHIE?! Studio: Walt Disney Pictures Distributor: Disney Spoilers: Impossible to Spoil init? IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia The ongoing live-actionication of the Disney vault continues full steam ahead with the latest installment, the remake of 1992’s […]

Booksmart: The New, Feminist “Superbad”

Release Date: May 24, 2019Cast: Kaitlyn Dever, Beanie Feldstein, Jessica Williams, Billie Lourd, Lisa Kudrow, Will Forte, Jason SudeikisDirector: Olivia WildeStudio: Annapurna Pictures, Gloria Sanchez ProductionsDistributor: United Artists ReleasingSpoilers: ModerateIMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia “Molly: We have to go to a party tonight.Amy: What?Molly: Nobody knows that we are fun. We didn’t party because we wanted to focus on school and get […]

The Return of Christopher Robin & Pooh, Simple and Sweet

Release Date: August 3rd, 2018 Cast:  Ewan McGregor, Hayley Atwell, Jim Cummings and Brad Garrett. Director: Marc Forster Studio: Walt Disney Pictures, 2DUX² Distributor: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Spoilers: Low Christopher Robin brings Winnie the Pooh back to our good graces, to teach the importance of whimsy, being silly, and above all else […]

Is 50 Shades Darker Actually Really Dark?

Genre: Drama, Romance Release Date: February 10, 2017 Director: James Foley Distributor: Universal Pictures Cast: Dakota Johnson, Jamie Dornan, Rita Ora, Kim Basinger, Bella Heathcote IMDB | Wikipedia | RT  Spoilers: Low This was legitimately the most bizarre mainstream film I have ever seen in theaters. I can’t even decide if I liked it, […]

Rogue One A Star Wars Story, An Entirely Spoiler Free Review

Release Date: December 16th, 2016 Cast: Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Alan Tudyk, Donnie Yen, Wen Jiang, Ben Mendehlson, Forest Whittaker, Riz Ahmed, Mads Mikkelsen Director: Gareth Edwards Studio: Lucasfilm Ltd. Distributor: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures Genre: Space Opera EpicReview Spoilers: None IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Let’s be clear about this. Like so many […]

Office Christmas Party, What You Want But Can Never Have

Release Date: December 9th, 2016 Cast: Jason Bateman, T.J. Miller, Olivia Munn, Kate McKinnon, Jennifer Aniston Director: Josh Gordon, Will Speck Studio: DreamWorks Pictures, Reliance Entertainment, Bluegrass Films Distributor: Paramount Pictures Genre: Comedy  Review Spoilers: Low IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia A Chicago based branch of a tech company s in dire straights. In […]

The Girl on The Train and Her Ex Husband and His New Wife and Their Neighbors

Release Date: October 7, 2016 Cast: Emily Blunt, Haley Bennett, Rebecca Ferguson, Justin Theroux, Luke Evans, Edgar Ramirez Director: Tate Taylor Studio: DreamWorks Pictures, Reliance Entertainment, Marc Platt Productions Distributor: Universal Pictures Genre(s): Mystery Thriller Drama Review Spoilers: Low IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia “Rachel Watson, an alcoholic who […]

Come see the Magnificent, Extravagant, Spectacular Seven!

Release Date: September 23, 2016 Cast: Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio, Byung-hun Lee, Manuel Garcia-Fulfo, Martin Sensmeier, Haley Bennett, Peter Sarsgaard Director: Antoine Fuqua Studio: LStar Capital, Village Roadshow Pictures, Pin High Productions, Escape Artists Distributor: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Columbia Pictures Genre(s): Action & Adventure, Western Review Spoilers: Only what you can see from […]

Chasin’ Bour- I Mean Jason Bourne

Jason Bourne (2016) Release Date: July 29, 2016 Cast: Matt Damon, Tommy Lee Jones, Alicia Vikander, Vincent Cassel Director: Paul Greengrass Studio: The Kennedy/Marshall Company, Captivate Entertainment, Pearl Street Films Distributor: Universal Pictures Genre(s): Spy Action   Review Spoilers: Low Based On: Bourne franchise of Robert Ludlum IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass reunite to bring their famed spy back […]