Rampage puts The Rock front and center with a big goofy ape and it’s a pretty stupid fun ride. He has solidified his ability to not just rake in millions and put butts in the theaters, but he’s proven he can do it with the most unexpected, unasked for properties.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle – Better Than it Has Any Right to Be
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle is the comedic sequel of a 90s children’s movie we didn’t know we wanted, put together by a bunch of comedic goons who get the angle of those who grew up with it. It is better than expected, but not nearly as magical as the original.
Baywatch – More Like Baewatch, Amiright?
Release Date: May 25th, 2017 Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Kally Rohrbach, Jon Bass, Iifenesh Hadera, Priyanka Chopra Director: Seth Gordon Studio: Paramount Pictures Distributor: Paramount Pictures Genre: Action, Comedy Review Spoilers: Low IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes |Wikipedia Baywatch follows a team of elite lifeguards as they investigate […]
Disney’s Latest Kick-Ass Heroine, Moana, Comes Home Today on Blu-Ray!
A REVIEW COPY OF MOANA ON BLU-RAY COMBO PACK WAS PROVIDED BY DISNEY AND FINGERPAINT MARKETING IN EXCHANGE FOR A FAIR AND HONEST REVIEW. NERDOPHILES WAS NOT COMPENSATED FOR THIS REVIEW. OUR OPINIONS ARE OURS AND OURS ALONE. Moana (Blu-Ray) Release Date: March 7, 2017 Cast: Auli’i Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson, Rachel House, Temuera Morrison, Jemaine Clement, […]
Moana: Disney’s Latest Princess Film is a Splashy Success
Release Date: November 23, 2016 Cast: Auli’i Cravalho, Dwayne Johnson, Rachel House, Temuera Morrison, Jermaine Clement, Nicole Scherzinger, Alan Tudyk Director: John Musker, Ron Clements Studio: Walt Disney Studios Review Spoilers: Mild IMDB | Wikipedia | RT For their past few films, Disney has been giving the princess genre an update. Largely known for […]
Disney’s “Moana” Finds Her Voice
Disney has found the lead voice actress for Moana. Native Hawaiian newcomer Auli’i Cravalho, 14, joins Dwayne Johnson in the big-screen adventure about a spirited and fearless teenager named Moana (voice of Cravalho) who, with help from demi-god Maui (voice of Johnson), sets out on a daring mission to prove […]
San Andreas Is Pure Nonsensical Disaster Porn
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz9e0PGSDeU&w] San Andreas Release Date: May 29, 2015 Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, Alexandra Daddario, Ioan Gruffudd, Paul Giamatti, Hugo Johnstone-Burt, Art Parkinson Director: Brad Peyton Studio: Warner Bros, Village Roadshow Pictures Distributor: Warner Bros Genre(s): Action, Drama, Thriller Rating: ★½☆☆☆☆ Review Spoilers: Low IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia […]
The Magnificent Seven Ride Again!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vYQby_hDDU&w=560&h=315] Furious 7 Release Date: April 3rd, 2015 Cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jason Statham, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris Director: James Wan Studio: Original Film, One Race Films, Relativity Media Distributor: Universal Pictures Genre(s): Action, Crime, Thriller Rating: /5 Review Spoilers: MILD IMDB | Rotten Tomatoes | Wikipedia Go see this movie? GO see this movie! […]
G.I. Joe is back for Retaliation
Contrary to 80’s and 90’s stereotype beliefs, girls did not just like Barbies, and boys did not just like G.I. Joe. I was a huge fan of Joe from my childhood, and lamented over the end of that period of my life. Snake Eyes and Lady Jaye being my favorite […]
Therese’s Trailer Thursdays!
So I’m implementing Trailer Thursdays, where I’ll show you guys all the awesome trailers that have gone out over the weeks and try and dish up any news on them. Given that I’m a slave to alliteration, this title is purely decorative and they might not actually go up every […]
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